official duties
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I'M HERE TO FREE THE PRINCESS YOU HOLD IN THAT TOWER
NOBODY'S HOLDING HER- SHE HAS AGORAPHOBIA
WELL, THEN, I'M HERE TO CURE HER
AGORAPHOBIA
WITH MY LOVE
OR THE SINGING KIND
I'LL LET HER KNOW
YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN FUCK AWAY MY AGORAPHOBIA?
HUNDRED PERCENT CONFIDENT
THE FUCKING KIND OF LOVE?
SO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE SEXING AWAY MEDICAL CONDITIONS?
I'M UP FOR EITHER
I ONCE CURED A PONY OF ANXIETY THROUGH CUNNILINGUS OO! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
PRINCE COLLEGE. THINGS GET KINDA NUTS
I KNOW!
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- Is ‘Princess Anxiety’ her name or a condition?
- Tooltip
- I like to think the rook in chess is being driven about by a tiny princess
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UUUUNNNDER-NEEEATH A GOOOOOLDEN SKYYYY
SOOOOMEWHERE BEYOOOOND A DREEEEEAMM
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S YOU, FUCKING A FEAR OF
HEIGHTS INTO THEM
YEAH, I GUESS IT HAS TO BE
I'LL PUT HIM IN THE BASEMENT WITH THE OTHERS
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- Royal descent
- Tooltip
- Vertigo from too much highness