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2022-10-16 · 2 pages

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I'M HERE TO FREE THE PRINCESS YOU HOLD IN THAT TOWER

NOBODY'S HOLDING HER- SHE HAS AGORAPHOBIA

WELL, THEN, I'M HERE TO CURE HER

AGORAPHOBIA

WITH MY LOVE

OR THE SINGING KIND

I'LL LET HER KNOW

YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN FUCK AWAY MY AGORAPHOBIA?

HUNDRED PERCENT CONFIDENT

THE FUCKING KIND OF LOVE?

SO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE SEXING AWAY MEDICAL CONDITIONS?

I'M UP FOR EITHER

I ONCE CURED A PONY OF ANXIETY THROUGH CUNNILINGUS OO! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

PRINCE COLLEGE. THINGS GET KINDA NUTS

I KNOW!

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Is ‘Princess Anxiety’ her name or a condition?
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I like to think the rook in chess is being driven about by a tiny princess

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UUUUNNNDER-NEEEATH A GOOOOOLDEN SKYYYY

SOOOOMEWHERE BEYOOOOND A DREEEEEAMM

I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S YOU, FUCKING A FEAR OF

HEIGHTS INTO THEM

YEAH, I GUESS IT HAS TO BE

I'LL PUT HIM IN THE BASEMENT WITH THE OTHERS

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Royal descent
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Vertigo from too much highness