Offering
OH GOD WE ARE sooooo GRATEFUL
FOR EVERYTHING YOU GIVE TO US
WE'D DO ANYTHING TO REPAY YOU
WHEN THE GODS IMPREGNATE HUMANS, WE GET HEROES AND MESSIAHS!
SO WE DESIGNED THESE HOT PRAYER POSITIONS TO TEMPT THE GODS DOWN
I GOT
I GOT
I GOT
ANYTHING
PREGNANT TO PREGNANT TO IMPREGNATED BY
THE GOD OF
WAR!
THE MUSE OF THE GODDESS OF
MUSIC
PROCRASTINATION
I GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING, WOKE UP NINE MONTHS PREGNANT
TO MAKE THE WORLD A LITTLE MORE DIVINE!
GOD TURNED ME INTO A TREE AND THEN FUCKED THE TREE
I GOT SICK OF WAITING AND FUCKED THE PRIEST
CARRIED A TUNE FOR
FOUR
YEARS
NINE MONTHS
AGO
IN THE DICK
- Alt text
- pardon the burns on my offering.
- Tooltip
- When you’re carrying Poseidon's child and your waters break, they really break