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Nostrum

2015-07-26

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YOUR CHEST IS PRETTY BADLY TORN UP. MAY I HEAL IT WITH THE POWER OF LIES?

AAAAND... IT'S FIXED

BUT IT STILL HURTS!

THAT'S JUST PHANTOM PAIN. IT'LL STOP SOON

ANYTHING!

IT'S STILL BLEEDING

PHANTOM BLOOD! LOOK- IT'S GOING AWAY

NO, IT'S GOING

EVERYWHERE

INCLUDING AWAY! AND LOOK!

HEY! YOU OKAY?

AW, DID HE DIE?

IT ISN'T

BLOOD,

IT'S JAM!

YES BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT

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casualties of casualty
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People don't die. They just sort of relapse into not existing.