"nightfall"
Page 1
AH! GOOD EVENING! GLAD YOU'RE UP.
You DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
I'M ALSO GOING TO FUCK YOU!
OKAY, BUT- THE SEX HAPPENS BEFORE THE KILLING, RIGHT?
TONIGHT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO ARE YOU?
BUT GUESS WHAT ELSE?
WE'RE NOT GOING TO FUCK, ARE WE? YOU WERE JUST SAYING THAT
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
I... I'M THE SLUT! YOU KNOW?
DDD
FROM THE POSTERS!
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- actually, I think I was up while I slept
- Tooltip
- my skull collection got wet so I'm drying them out
Page 2
IS... IS THIS TRUE?
SLUTUPDATE
SLUT UPDATE! SOME SAY THE SLUT HAS GONE-BUT THIS COULD BE FALSE! STAY ALERT! HE MAY BE CAPABLE OF: #CUNNILINGUS *CRUNT-KNOCKLING (FRONT AND REAR KNOCKLE) SELF-SAUCING VARIOUS FLAVOURS COMBAT EJACULATION NIPPLOTISM
EROTIC MASSAGE
YES.
ALL TRUE.
YOU CAN
FLANG ME
RIGHT WHERE
THESE DON'T COUNT, RIGHT? IF I LOSE MY VIRGINITY, MY FRIENDS WILL CUT MY THROAT
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HALF THESE THINGS! LET'S DO... FLANG!
*FLANG.
...TOTALLY DON'T COUNT
EXCELLENT CHOICE! YOU'LL NEED TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND UNTIE ME
YOU ARE
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- what did they call a bullet-point list before there were bullets?
- Tooltip
- surprisingly, the barrel didn't explode when I kicked it
Page 3
OH FUCK! WAIT WAIT WAIT NO!
HARDER! HARD HARDER!
UHH-H! UHHN..
NHH!
STOP! YOU HAVE TO STOP!
KAFF HRKK
OH MY GOD... BLOW JOBS ARE ADORABLE!
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- subliminal penis in panel 3
- Tooltip
- Vampires love body fluids. You can just spit in their mouths and they're happy.