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Naja

2015-04-05

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HI!

QUICK MID-FOREST POLL- I'M FORMING A FEMALE BANDIT GANG CALLED 'THE COBRA CLITS'

WOULD YOU JOIN 'THE COBRA CLITS' IF YOU WERE DISPOSED TO BANDITRY?

LET ME POINT OUT THAT CLITS AND COBRAS HAVE HOODS, AND WE'D BE THE OTHER TYPE OF HOOD

ARE YOU FOND OF CLEVERNESS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DO IT?

CLEVERNESS IS LIKE BAGPIPES- A HELLISH SCREECH THAT ONLY SOUNDS GOOD TO THE ONE MAKING IT

NO. NOBODY

IS.

YOUR NAME IS SHIT

NO. THAT'S A STUPID NAME

CLEVER, EH? ALSO A BIT SEXY AND DANGEROUS?

FUCK YOU. THIS IS A ROBBERY,

THEN

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We squirt venom
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Anyone without a clit can join the Cobra Clits as long as they have a cobra.