morning breath

Wake Sleeping Beauty With a Kiss

NO NO NO! WOMEN CAN'T BE PRINCES! THIS IS ALL WRONG!

PLIP!

LOOK-

SHE'S BEEN ASLEEP FOR A HUNDRED YEARS

JUST GIVE HER SIX MONTHS, WE'LL BE CALLING HER "WOKE BEAUTY"

I'M HUNGRY! WHERE ARE MY SLAVES?

EIGHT TO TEN MONTHS

OF COURSE SHE HAS SOME OUTDATED IDEAS

IDO

NOT REVIVE

STOP! STOP! NO KILLING, REMEMBER? MURDER IS WRONG!

SO IT'S FINE TO IMPREGNATE BOYS WITH A MAGIC STRAP-ON

WELL... YES

BUT I CAN'T KILL A LITTLE COOK FOR A LOUSY SOUP?

THIS WORLD IS CRAZY

I THINK THAT MIGHT BE FOR THE BEST

I WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP

I MISS HER JOYFUL SONGS AND CASUAL RACISM

WE ALL DO