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Moonshine

2015-04-19

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WHY DO WE FIGHT? FOR HONOR! UNLIKE THEM!

HEY, LOUDER! WE CAN'T HEAR YOUR STUPID SPEECH AT THE BACK!

CLEAR A SPACE. I'M GOING TO COMMUNICATE THROUGH DANCE

AND THAT'S WHY' WE FIGHT!

THEN WE FELL UPON THE ENEMY

WHAT I'M SAYING, KIDS, IS NEVER MESS WITH A KING ARMY AND WHO CAN DANCE

DESTROYED

THEM

Joj

THEN WE ATE THEM

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country music
Tooltip
the king could hear the soldier because kings just have better hearing, okay?