Misty Twinkle
THE MAGICAL HORSE WILL SERVE FAITHFULLY AS LONG AS YOU DON'T DO THE THING
IS IT FOOD-RELATED? DON'T GIVE IT OATS ON A FULL MOON?
THE THING?
STOP TRYING TO GUESS THE THING
I WON'T SAY WHAT THE THING IS
BUT WHAT IF I DO THE THING BY ACCIDENT?
HUNDRED PERCENT FATALITY RATE FOR PEOPLE WHO KNEW THE THING
EVERY PRIOR SALE ENDED IN TRAGEDY BECAUSE PEOPLE DID THE THING
0000- IS IT SOMETHING SEXY? IS IT FUCKING
I'M NOT TELLING YOU THE THING
THIS HORSE IS NO LONGER FOR SALE
THE HORSE?
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- Hold your horses tightly.
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- You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it type.