Mistertique

WHY IS IT SO SMOKY IN HERE?

WHY INDEED? PERHAPS IT'S A VISIT FROM....

MISTERTIQUE!

MISTER TEAK?

LIKE MYSTIQUE,

EXCEPT I'M A GUY

STARE, TRANSFIXED, AT MY MYSTERIOUS MANGERIE!

IS MY COCK SHAPED LIKE A PARROT?

IS THAT HUMMING SOUND COMING FROM MY BALLS?

DO YOU SMELL BACON?

MMMMM

UM...

JO

FOR I EXUDE... THE MASCULINE MYSTIQUE!

THE MYSTERY DRAWS YOU FORWARD!

DARE YOU

TOUCH, TASTE, FEEL... THE PULSING ENIGMA?

ALRIGHT- I'LL FUCK

YOU

ME

I'M

TOO!

IN

THE

CLIT TEASE!

WHOAH! WHOAH!

I CAN'T ACTUALLY FUCK YOU!

THAT WOULD TOTALLY RUIN THE MYSTIQUE!

HA HA HA HA HAAA!

BUT... THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

WHY INDEED, UNLESS I'M REALLY...

I'D

WHAT... A COLOSSAL

STILL

FUCK

JERK

OH YEAH. EVEN

HIM

MORE SO NOW.