milehighclub
HI! IS IT OKAY FOR ZEUS TO APPEAR AS A SWAN AND FUCK YOU?
NO
BUT YOU'LL BEGET A DEMIGOD!
COMPARED TO WHAT?
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO BANG A BIG WET BIRD
ALSO, THE SEX WILL BE AMAZING!
NORMAL SWANFUCKING?
SHE'LL DO IT! WITH ONE SMALL CHANGE
I'D FUCK A SWAN FOR YOU
THAT WON'T WORK! SWANS HAVE REALLY GOOD EYESIGHT!
HMMM
SO YOU STAY EMPLOYED?
GREAT. SLAP A WIG ON AND GO
Micke
PLEASE! ZEUS ISN'T SURE ABOUT THIS 'ASKING FIRST' BUSINESS
MY JOB'S HANGING BY A THREAD!
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