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masquerade

2010-08-08 · 3 pages

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AHHH, YES- WELCOME TO THE TEMPORARY EMBASSY

THE NATION OF XOAN IS KEEN TO RE-ESTABLISH NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE STATE OF APPRENTICE

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a roomful of mysteries and penises
Tooltip
When life gives you mascara, make masquerade.

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SO GET YOURSELF NAKED AND WE'LL BEGIN.

HA HAAA! I'M JOKING, OF COURSE. HAVE A LITTLE CAKE- IMPORTED SPECIALLY FROM XOAN

AMBASSADOR...

PLEASE- "SANDOVAL"

DON'T TRUST THE CAKE? PRUDENT. LET ME JUST TASTE IT FOR YOU.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

I HAVE TO GO NOW.

DELICIOUS. THANKYOU. GOODBYE.

WELL YOU'D BEST EAT THE MORSEL QUICKLY, THEN

YEAS. THANK YOU.

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Suspicious tiny fruit.
Tooltip
It used to be a coat-hook. Now it's my costume.

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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT OF THE EVENING

I'M SORRY-WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? DID YOU WANT SOME ANTIDOTE?

OH- THAT REMINDS ME

YEEEES.

PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING FROM XOAN IS POISONED

OOP THAT'S THE LAST OF IT, SORRY- YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SUCK SOME OFF MY COCK.

FRIGHTFULLY FASHIONABLE NOWADAYS.

ANTIDOTE?

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A generous offer.
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Antidote works especially well on love potions.