Oglaf Search · All strips

Mancy

2026-01-18

Read the strip on oglaf.com →

E

I'M HERE FOR AN AUDIENCE WITH THE ORACLE

FFFFUUUUUCCKK

I KNOW- YOU DON'T WANT TO CAUSE THE FUTURE BY PREDICTING IT

BUT YOU COULD WRITE PREDICTIONS DOWN, SEAL THE ENVELOPE AND OPEN IT AFTER THE FUTURE HAPPENS

THAT WAY WE'LL KNOW YOU'RE NOT A SCAM

WHAT ARE YOU MOANING ABOUT?

SEE, THIS IS THE PROBLEM

OR JUST LIE THERE GRUMBLING THEN SAY "CALLED IT" WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS?

UUUUGH. YOU'LL SEE

DO YOU ACTUALLY SEE THE FUTURE?

KING WILL BE A TOTAL DICKBAG TODAY

GGGGGUUUUGHH

THIS COULD BE ABOUT ANY KING

Alt text
Predictions are regrets but backwards
Tooltip
I have seen the future and also me groaning at it