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The Lonely Mountain

2014-01-05

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HEY! WAKE UP!

YOU GOT A BIG PILE OF FUKKEN GOLD!

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NOT ANOTHER I MEAN LIFE'S

DRAGON- FUCKER WOULD STEAL YOUR

GOLD

SWEETEST TREASURE- JERKING OFF

BUT DON'T BE SAD LIKE KNIVES!

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN WITHOUT

YEAH,

FUCK

SOMEONE TO LOVE?

DRAGONS

WE GOT

NOW I DON'T

MECHANICAL KNOW WHAT'S

DRAGON COCK!

UP YOUR SCALY

CLOACA

WE GOT REALISTIC DRAGON

BUT WE GOT

THE KIND OF

PUSSY!

SHIT IT LIKES!

EXCEPT YOU CAN'T! YOU GOT CLAWS LIKE KNIVES

WE GOT YOUR ANSWER

RIGHT HERE!

Alt text
The lonely mountain envies distant ranges
Tooltip
The previous mountain had a huge squirrel sleeping on a hoard of nuts. We snuck out.