Leverage

WE LOST THE BATTLE

NOT A DISASTER BUT IT DEMONSTRATES GOD WASN'T ON OUR SIDE

COME ON GUYS! I'M FUCKING OMNISCIENT HERE!

TIME TO HAVE A WORD WITH GOD, I'M THINKING

EVERYTHING?

I'LL GET

THE LUBE

I HAVE TO SEE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS!

SO WHENEVER SLUGS MATE, YOU'RE RIGHT UP THERE IN THE TRANSLUSCENT, TWITCHING MESS?

OH GOD WHO SO DESPISES ANAL, SHOW YOURSELF OR I SHALL SLIDE MY DICK INTO THIS MAN

DON'T EVEN FUCKING START ON SLUGS! THOSE FUCKERS ARE THE WORST!

800

ALRIGHT, THEN HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE

A THOUSAND SLUGS WILL BE FUCKING AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT

PLEASE! NO! I'LL DO WHAT YOU ASK!

IF WE LOSE ANOTHER BATTLE, I'M STARTING A STUD FARM FOR SLUGS

AMEN

AMEN

YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN

YES, OF COURSE. BE A GOOD GOD AND LEAVE US NOW