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Lavender

2026-10-11

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WE CAN TRY AGAIN AT SEX BUT YOU HAVE TO BE COOL

DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY- I JUST PANICKED LAST TIME

I MEAN, I DID GO FETCH ALL THE FURNITURE I THREW OUT INTO THE STREET

NONO- I JUST COULDN'T COPE WITH HOW HOT YOU WERE IN THOSE LITTLE PANTS

SO I'LL BE WEARING REALLY UNSEXY UNDERWEAR THIS TIME

I KNOW

THANKS FOR THAT. WON'T HAPPEN THIS TIME THOUGH, RIGHT?

OH MY GODDDD

HAD TO CHANNEL THE CONFUSION

I REALLY SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FIRST

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M INTOOOO

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late bloomers
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