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infffirmary

2010-09-19

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HE SSUFFERS FROM POISSSON AND SSSEXUAL INEXPERIENCCE

THE POISSON WILL BE EASSSY. THE INEXPERIENCCE WILL TAKE LONGER.

OH- LEAVE THE INEXPERIENCE. IT'S A RARE JEWEL IN AN AGE OF POVERTY

I HAFF THE LLUBEWORM

WE WILL NOT BE NEEDING IT

OPEN YOUR FOOD TRACT, MAMMAL

VERY WELL. BUT WE WILL NOT BE RESSSPONSIBLE IF IT ENDS UP KILLING HIM

IF IT'S ANY COMFORT, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

FFETCH A POLYP OF CLEANSSING

THE ANTIDOTE WAS POISON TOO

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there's something about infirmary
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'poison' is a harsh word. I prefer 'potion of shut the fuck up'