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Independent Advice

2024-12-15

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I'M NOT SAYING DO ANYTHING BAD

OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE THEM

THIS ISN'T THE ACTUAL BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES

EYE-LINER ISN'T EVIL-IT JUST ADDS DEFINITION!

I MEAN... MOST OF THEM AREN'T VERY GOOD PEOPLE

JUST DRESS A LITTLE SCARY SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK YOU'RE A PUSHOVER

YOU HAVE GREAT LEGS! YOU SHOULD SHOW THEM

OFF!

BUT THEY SHOULD AT LEAST TRY SAVING THEMSELVES FIRST, RIGHT?

IT'S CRANBERRY JUICE

I MISS GOOD SEX

THERE'S

NO SUCH

THING

YOU MAKE THE WORLD WORSE IF YOU SAVE BAD PEOPLE

000

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'evil advisor' is an elected position
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Evil advisor’s suggestions still have to pass through the house and senate to become law.