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Hypoxia

2014-07-27

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YOU ARE DEFEATED, BARON! ANY LAST REQUESTS?

OOH, YES! CAN I TRY SCARFING?

WHAT?

ASPHYXIATION DURING SEX! I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY IT BUT IT'S PRETTY DANGEROUS

NOW THAT I'M GOING TO DIE, THOUGH, I'M NOT RISKING ANYTHING!

OH YEAH! TIGHTER!

NEARLY- NEARLY-

NOOO! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST ASPHYXI-WANK THE BARON!

WELL, OKAY

HE WAS A FUNGUS! HE NEEDED THAT TO COMPLETE HIS REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE

UM-

FUUUUCK. WE'RE GOING TO BE INFESTED WITH HIM NEXT YEAR

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Swashbucklers have allergies too.
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Actually I did think Baron Sporocarp was a weird name.