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Hurly-Burly

2018-11-11 · 2 pages

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OOOOH, DO WE HAVE

A PROPHECY FOR YOU

OH, GOD YES- I'M ENGORGED

WITH PORTENT

GOSH!

SO CLOSE... I CAN TASTE THE PREMONITION...

NNNGNYILING! IING! KIIIIINNNNG!

AW YEAH- MILK MY AUGURY TITS

HOT CREAMY DESTINY

FUCK YES KIIING!

YOU'LL BE THE FUCKING KING!

Alt text
Weird sisters, also freaky
Tooltip
It starts as foreboding, then it becomes boding. Aftboding can linger for days.

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YOU'LL BE KING! YOU'LL BE KING!

YOU'LL BE... WANK-KING!

DAMNDEST THING THIS AFTERNOON. MET SOME WITCHES WHO DID THE WORST PUN

OOOH- IT WASN'T 'WANK-KING' WAS IT?

HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?

HAA HAAA HAAAAAAAH HAHAAA!

I SAW THE SAME WITCHES! JUST BEFORE

MMMMMN. INTERESTING

I BECAME KING,

ACTUALLY

Alt text
I'm looking for a 'by the thumbing of my prick' joke but it's not quite there.
Tooltip
Fair is foul but foul's alright.