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IT'S NOT LITERALLY A PEARL NECKLACE, IS IT? THERE'S NO STRING IN THERE
WHY DO YOU HAVE PEARLS UP YOUR DICK, THOUGH?
THEY WEREN'T PEARLS WHEN THEY WENT IN- THEY WERE SAND
THAT WOULD JUST BE WEIRD
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WOW- A LITERAL PEARL NECKLACE
OH, RIGHT. BEACH SEX, EH?
NEVER AGAIN. TOTALLY NOT
WORTH THE PEARLS
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