Hornpipe
I TIRE OF THE FARM, MOTHER!
YOU THINK A SAPPHIC SEAFARER'S LIFE IS ALL ADVENTURE?
CAPTAIN OBSESSED WITH THE HUNT FOR A GREAT WHITE CLAM
NOT A EUPHEMISM- SHE'S LITERALLY MOLLUSK-OBSESSED
I SHALL DRESS UP AS A GIRL AND JOIN THE LESBIAN NAVY!
CONSTANT PEEKING FROM HETEROKRAKENS
LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT'LL BE-
YOU'RE ALWAYS HAVING TO SLIP ON YOUR BEARD
HOUR AFTER GRUELLING HOUR SHAVING THE HAIRY LIFEBOATS
GOSH!
I DIDN'T REALISE YOU HAD NAUTICAL INCLINATIONS!
OH, I WAS MARRIED TO THE SEA FOR YEARS
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- the pull of the pelagic
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- The great white clam has retired to a country cottage.