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Hoops

2016-04-24

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DO YOU LIKE MY TITTIES?

WELL, I CAN'T REALLY SEE THEM WITH YOU IN THAT BARREL

SURE, BUT DO YOU LIKE THEM IN PRINCIPLE?

EXACTLY! NOW LOOK IN THE BARREL!

OH, IN PRINCIPLE THEY'RE GREAT!

OH MY GOD IT'S EMPTY!

HAAAAA! THAT'S RIGHT, SUCKER! I'M A MILDLY EVIL DISEMBODIED HEAD!

XOXOX

DESCRIBE THEM IN PRINCIPLE

WELL, IN PRINCIPLE THEY'RE SOFT AND PENDULOUS

STIFF NIPPLES STRAINING AGAINST SHEER FABRIC

WELL, LUCKY IT WASN'T MORE EVIL, I GUESS

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All that is necessary for the triumph of mild evil is for mildly good people to do nothing