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High-beam

2022-02-27

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OH LORD, PLEASE

BLESS ME WITH LIGHT-UP TITS

BUT... WHY?

I CAN'T DO LUMINESCENT BREASTS JUST FOR LAUGHS- THERE'S A NATURAL BALANCE

YEAH, WELL I INVENTED COCAINE THAT WEEK

THAT IS REALLY NOT APPROPRIATE

COME ON!

BEACON

THAT MY JUGS

MAY SHINE FROM

TINY TOPS

BOOBS WOULD BE HILARIOUS!

YOU'RE SO SCARED OF TAINTING YOUR LEGACY THAT YOU'VE STOPPED TAKING RISKS

WHAAAT? THE WORLD'S TOTALLY FUN!

YOU GAVE FIREFLIES LIGHT-UP BUTTS

SO INVENT SOMETHING NEW AND SNORT IT OFF MY TITTIES!

BOOM-CHUKKA BOOM BOOM CHUKKA-CHUK

THAT'S WHY THE

WORLD'S NOT FUN

THERE'S... THERE'S...

ANY MORE

UMMM...

CHUKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM CHUKKA-CHUK

HOW DO

YOU STOP THE MUSIC?

I DUNNO. HAVE YOU TRIED DYING AND COMING ALIVE AGAIN?

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My tits glow and that's why I wear a candelabra.