hibernating with strangers
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NEW RECRUIT, SIR!
AND WHAT'S THE FIRST RULE OF THE TOWER?
WELL THAT'S NOT THE FIRST RULE BUT IT'S A GOOD ONE
000-IS IT "DON'T SHOW OUTSIDERS THE SECRET ROOM"?
THAT'S RIGHT- NOW GO FETCH WOOD
REPORTING TO GUARD THE SECRET OF THE TOWER, SIR!
"NEVER FUCK A SNAKE, NO MATTER HOW SEXY IT IS"
WANNA FUCK?
LET'S
DO IT IN THE SECRET ROOM
YES
OKAY
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- Constrict me
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- I don't know exactly how a boobsnake sheds its skin but I do know I want to see it.
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OH MY GOD! THE SECRET WAS YOU!
NO. THIS ISN'T THE REAL SECRET ROOM
DAMN YOUR WILES!
AM I IN TROUBLE?
DO I GET TO SEE THE REAL SECRET ROOM NOW?
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NAH, EVERYONE FUCKS THE SNAKE ON THEIR FIRST DAY. I MEAN, LOOK AT IT
NOT 'TIL AFTER YOU'VE FELLATED THE SNAIL
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- hey, fork-tongue, wanna spoon?
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- I hope the secret is a secret recipe. I'm quite hungry.