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Hayfever

2025-07-20

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OOO YEAH RAIL ME

WAIT WHAT'S

THE RAIL METAPHOR?

YOU KNOW- PART OF A FENCE

I GET WHAT A RAIL IS, JUST NOT HOW IT RELATES TO SEX

IT'S SIMPLE- YOU'RE THE FENCEPOST, I'M THE RAIL

YOU NEED TO SLAM IT INTO ME

THAT IS TOTALLY DUMB

OR THE FENCE WILL COLLAPSE AND THE SEX PONY WILL ESCAPE

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feel your oats
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