Haruspex
THIS MORNING IS A GOOD TIME FOR BURGLARS AND NEER-DO-WELLS
DUSK TO MIDNIGHT IS AN AUSPICIOUS TIME FOR PLOTTERS
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY 'AUSPICIOUS' THAT'S A BIRD WORD
SHUT UP YOU STUPID AUGUR
WITH FORTUNE FAVOURING LAW LATER IN THE DAY
HEY!
YOUR CHILDREN
ARE TRYING TO
KILL YOU
BUT WON'T SUCCEED TODAY
DON'T BUY ANYTHING BLUE
AND IT'S LAMB FOR DINNER AGAIN
TONIGHT
ACTUALLY THAT LAST ONE MIGHT BE SPECIFIC TO ME
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- ask the offal
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- Also, "you drink too much" but the liver always says that