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Hark

2026-07-26

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THE SECRET TO GREAT SEX IS LISTENING

NOOOO- THAT'S A TOTALLY RUBBISH

SECRET

WHAT IF IT'S BLOOD SACRIFICE

BY THE FULL MOON

AND A CONSPIRACY THAT GOES ALL THE WAY UP TO THE KING?

YEAH? WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS THEN?

OKAY, THAT IS BETTER THAN STUPID LISTENING

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CAN YOU DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

I DON'T THINK THEY'RE LISTENING

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always book your blood altar ahead of time
Tooltip
Active listening is way more active than I thought