Hamlet
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HEEEEEY JAMLET! WHAT YOU UP TO TODAY?
I REALLY WANT TO AVENGE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER
YEAH, YOU COULD DO THAT... OR WE COULD BANG HOT TWINKS!
OKAY, THAT WAS GREAT BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET ONTO THE AVENGING THING
YOU TOTALLY SHOULD, RIGHT AFTER WE SCREW HOT BOYS IN A CHURCH!
WAIT... WAIT... ONE OF THESE BOYS IS LITERALLY THE GHOST OF MY FATHER
000- THAT'S NOT RIGHT
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- something is rocking in the state of Denmark
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- Hamlet. Not just a word for tiny hams.
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EXACTLY!
HIS SOUL
NO I MEAN THERE'S NO
ALLOWED
CRIES OUT FOR DEAD PEOPLE ATONEMENT!
NO DEAD PEOPLE
THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE. I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF DEAD PEOPLE
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT? I MURDERED YOUR FATHER!
YEAH, AH, ACTUALLY... SORRY ABOUT KILLING YOUR DAD...
WAS THAT SO HARD? ALL I WANTED WAS AN APOLOGY
COOL. WANNA BANG HOT BOYS AT THE BEACH?
YEAH!
AHAAA! BUSTED!
portton
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- They say no dead people but there's a lot of dead celebrities in the VIP area
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- where was he hiding the knife? He wasn't. It was handed to him by a knife caddy