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2026-04-22

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NONE SHALL ENTER WITHOUT THE PASSWORD

HANG ON, SEX?

WHAT?

OR SEX

OO! IS THIS ONE OF THOSE CURSES THAT GETS REMOVED BY FUCKING?

HA!

WE SHOULD FUCK. IT MIGHT HELP

NO, NO- IGNORE THE 'OR SEX' OR SEX

OHH FUCK I'M COMING...

I GOT CURSED TO SAY OR SEX AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE OR SEX

I THINK IT WORKED!

I'M AN ENCHANTED GUARDIAN- WHAT WOULD I KNOW ABOUT CURSES OR SEX?

AH.

SHAME

YEAH, LAUGH IT UP FUCKER OR SEX

...OR SEX

OKAY FINE OR SEX

...OR

SEX

THANKS FOR TRYING OR SEX. THE PASSWORD IS 'ECLIPSE'

SURE. OR THAT

Alt text
I am John Halt
Tooltip
Gatekeeper releases gate but gate doesn’t have anywhere to go