gratitude journal

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I WISH I WAS BETTER

BETTER AT WHAT?

YOU KNOW- JUST MORE GOOD

I KNOW WHAT 'BETTER' MEANS YOU LITTLE SHIT

FUUUUCK, I WISH YOU WERE LESS OF A CUNT

THAT... IS ACTUALLY A THING

BING

HOW ELSE MAY I SERVE YOU, YOU FESTERING ASS-FLAP?

I NEED AN ACTIONABLE WISH

HANG ON, YOU'RE NOT MORE POLITE

BITCH, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE VAGUE I HAVE TO INTERPRET

YOU'RE JUST DRESSED SLIGHTLY

FANCIER

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Never mind the mindfulness

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I could totally take the best version of me in a fight.