gorek the magnanimous

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I WATCHED THE GREY MARAUDER SLAY MY FATHER

I WOULD FIND HIM AND I WOULD FORGIVE HIM

I FORGED THE SWORD OF FRIENDSHIP

AND ACCEPTED HIS APOLOGY

BUT MERCY BEGETS MERCY

SOON THE FLAMES OF EMPATHY BLAZED BRIGHT

I WOULD FORGIVE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

I BUILT A NOVELTY CASTLE

LET THE REIGN OF BLOOD COMMENCE

SEEMS A BIT GRIM, SIRE

NOT AT ALL- BLOOD'S GOOD. YOU NEED BLOOD TO LIVE.

OH YEAH- WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT...

THE IRONY WAS LOST ON SOME

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the hot gush of benevolence

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I call it 'Calcium Keep.' Drink your milk, kids.