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2019-09-15

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WANNA GO DOWN TO THE INTERDIMENSIONAL GLORY HOLE, SEE WHAT GOD OR MONSTER IS POKING THROUGH?

0000! CORN COCK! LET'S SUCK IT!

BIT PESSIMISTIC. MAYBE WE'LL NAIL IT

SURE!

BUT WHAT IF WE SUCK IT WRONG AND ACCIDENTALLY DOOM THE WORLD?

FFT.

TINY POPCORN VOLCANO? DISAPPOINTING

WIN A BOON THAT SAVES THE WORLD

BKOOOM!

DON'T BE LIKE THAT! LET'S TRY IT!

MMN.

BIT DRY

YAAAAY!

BFURTHY

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Alt text
silky fibres in my teeth
Tooltip
holes in space, time, logic.