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2013-06-23 · 2 pages

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WHO IS BEST AT SEX? SEND OUT YOUR BEST FUCK TO DEFEAT ME, OR WE WILL LAY YOUR TOWN TO WASTE!

OH, YOU WILL KNOW! THE LOSER WILL BE ASLEEP WITH A STUPID LOOK ON HIS OR

HER FACE!

SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO?

BUT HOW WILL WE KNOW WHO WINS THE FUCK?

UH, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WITH A GUY, SO...

HE'S SO INTIMIDATING, SEXUALLY SPEAKING

OH YES, FOOL! I WILL ROMANCE YOU SOOOO SWEETLY!

I... DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE, BUT APPARENTLY I'M BEST AT BLOWJOBS IN THE WORLD

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It doubles as a battering ram
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We built a walled city to avoid situations like this

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THIS... CANNOT BE!

OH MY GOD! COCK IS AMAZING!

WELL 'KING BLOWJOB' LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WON'T FELLATE YOUR WAY OUT OF THESE FISCAL TROUBLES

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oragarchy
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King Blowjob doesn't usually negotiate with women- that's Baroness Cunnilingus' job