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2011-06-12

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THIS CELL WON'T HOLD ME

I'M SO DEFT I CAN FUCK A MAN TO DEATH AND MAKE HIS WIDOW COME BEFORE HE HITS THE FLOOR

ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME?

I DON'T THINK YOU COULD GET IT UP

OH, I GAVE YOU A QUICK HANDJOB WHEN I STOLE THE KEYS-

BUT MY FINGERS ARE SO LIGHT YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

AND WHY

IS THAT?

Alt text
When is a screw not a screw?
Tooltip
Sleight of handjob