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Fancy

2013-02-17

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OKAY, YOU KNOW THE SEX FANTASY WHERE SOMEBODY BRUTALLY DOMINATES YOU?

YEAH!

SO YOU WANT TO WATCH ME THINKING ABOUT YOU SUBJUGATING ME?

YES

WELL, MY FANTASY IS TO WATCH SOMEBODY HAVING THAT FANTASY, ABOUT ME

OOYEAH!

THAT'S GOOD IMAGINING!

SUCKER!

I WAS THINKING ABOUT CAKES THE WHOLE TIME!

OKAY!

YEAH! THAT'S HOT!

AW YES! DREAM IT, BABY!

IT STILL COUNTS, EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO GET THAT ALL BACK IN.

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Your fancy seems too plain.
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but if the dead return to life, it stops being necrophilia