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Famous Last Words

2024-11-24

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PREPARE TO DIE!

WELL DON'T GO SAYING 'PREPARE TO DIE' IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO HELP WITH PREPARATIONS

WELL, I'VE ALWAYS

WANTED TO

I... WHAT?

'PREPARE

TO DIE'

FELLATE A

WEASEL

YOU SAID

THAT ISN'T A PREPARATION YOU CAN MAKE RIGHT NOW

I HAVE A CROTCHLESS WEASEL OUTFIT RIGHT HERE

THAT'S SOMETHING I WANT TO DO BEFORE

I DIE

IMAGINE IF AFTER ALL THIS IT ISN'T EVEN ME THAT DIES!

I'M NOT GOING TO DRESS AS A SEX WEASEL BEFORE A FIGHT

TECHNICALLY WE HAVE TO LET YOU INTO VALHALLA BECAUSE YOU DIED IN BATTLE

BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, ODIN DOESN'T LIKE IT

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