everyday cleanser

2023-11-01

HELP ME

FAIRY GODMOTHER- THEY'RE TEASING ME FOR MY TINY BOOBS

WHAT?

I'M 37

YOU GAVE ME THAT MAGIC FACE CREME

WHEN?

I HONESTLY HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THAT

I CAN'T BE GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18

WOW! YOU LOOK AMAZING!

JUST LAST WEEK!

ANYHOW,

I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME ID

I MEAN, I DO HUFF A LOT OF MY OWN CREMES, THOUGH

JUST RUB THIS CREME ON YOUR BOOBS. IT'LL FIX THINGS

OH

UH...

DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF SENTENCE- REDUCING CREME?

THAT AIN'T GOOD FOR THE SHORT- TERM MEMORY

YEAH, TAKE THAT

WHO ARE YOU NOW?

YA SKANKS!

Alt text: Headaches, nausea, dizziness
Tooltip: Might have stunted my growth too