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2015-05-03

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OH, GOD PLEASE ANSWER THIS PRAYER BY NOT ANSWERING THIS PRAYER

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FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

I DID A PARADOX AT GOD AND I'VE DESTROYED GOD!

WHOAH! YOU'RE NOT

AN ASSHOLE AND YOU CAN'T DESTROY GOD

I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE AND NOW WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

SOLAR ECLIPSES ARE GOD'S WAY OF RESETTING AFTER A PARADOX

IT'S JUST A SOLAR ECLIPSE

ASSHOLE

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God's aggressive spam filter stops this sort of thing nowadays.