envy
HEY, HANDSOME GUY, WOULD YOU FUCK ME ON THAT BALCONY SO MY FRIENDS WILL BE JEALOUS?
THEY'RE BAD PEOPLE AND DESERVE TO BE JEALOUS, I ASSURE YOU
NO NO NO- THEY'RE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD FUCK YOU TO MAKE ME JEALOUS
BUT YOU WANTED TO FUCK ME TO MAKE THEM JEALOUS
WELL YEAH! THAT'S WHY I'M FRIENDS
WITH THEM
DO I WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE JEALOUS? I DON'T KNOW THEM
WOULD IT BE OKAY FOR ME TO MEET THEM?
HEY! HEY! WHAT THE FUCK?
I CAN'T TAKE THAT RISK
I'M FUCKING A MUCH NICER WOMAN, DISGUISED AS YOU
SUCK IT,
BITCHES!
SO ARE YOU A BAD PERSON TOO?
HEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICER THAN THAT
CAN'T FAULT THAT LOGIC
TO MAKE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS JEALOUS
- Alt text
- the living will envy some other people who are also alive
- Tooltip
- I want my friends to be jealous, but not quite to the point where they murder me