Edible Insects
HEEEEEYY! IT'S GEMIMMY CRICKET!
SEX COACH?
AND CONSCIENCE! TELLEN' YOU RIGHT FROM WRONG!
SO HOW DO I ATTRACT A SEXY LOVER?
RUB YOUR LEGS TOGETHER
IS IT OKAY TO
SAY 'BITCHES'?
I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE AND SEX COACH!
I'M THE FUCKING CONSCIENCE HERE YOU FUCK!
GETTING YOUR FUCK-HOURS UP WITH AAALL THE HOT HOTTIES
YEAH MAYBE YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF, JEREMY CRICKET
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, LOSER!
BITCHES LOVE THAT NOISE
AW YEAH
YOU'RE A BAD GIRL... A BAAAAD GIRL...
THAT SEEMS DISRESPECTFUL
YOU HAVE TO STOP USING MY ROOM FOR HOOK-UPS
YOU DON'T GET TO LECTURE ME!
I'M OFF TO
I'M DOING FINE
GET LAID!
YEAH, TURNS
OUT I
DON'T
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