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2020-05-31

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I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATHE-OFF

YOU COULD JUST ASK US TO WASH

YOU FUCKERS ONLY DO IT PROPERLY IF IT'S A CONTEST

I COULDN'T FIND SOAP SO I USED LYE!

YOU ARE... TECHNICALLY THE CLEANEST

WHOEVER IS CLEANEST AFTER FIFTEEN MINUTES

GETS SEX

I FOUND IT UNNERVING AT FIRST BUT NOW I'M REALLY INTO IT

SKIN! SO LAST SEASON!

AW YEAH

Alt text
Lady MacBeth's guide to hand washing
Tooltip
Where did all these pink towels come from?