dream lover
I WANT A SEX DREAM WITH UUOMEC THE FILIGREED
NIGHT FANCIES
UGH. YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE THAT BUT I NEED TO WARN YOU
IT'S JUST MESMERISED YOU WITH ITS HYPNOTIC SPORES
IN A DREAM YOU WON'T GET THOSE SPORES
YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE ME! I WANNA FUCK UUOMEC!
YES. YES. RUB YOUR PERPLEXING ORGANS UPON ME
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY ATTRACTED TO UUOMEC THAT WAS GREAT! I WANNA DO UUOMEC AGAIN TONIGHT!
LIKE ANY POPULAR SEX FUNGUS DOES GIVE A LITTLE WINK AND I'LL SET YOU UP WITH A HUMAN
YOU'LL JUST BE HUMPING A HUGE COLD PARASITIC STINKHORN
NO!
UUOMEC IS HOT AND I WANT TO FUCK IT AGAIN!
FIINE
YOU'RE TWITCHING A BIT THERE IS YOUR FACE TRYING TO WINK?
REALLY?
OR MAYBE YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG
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- Alt text
- never touch sex fungus without proper protection
- Tooltip
- for every popular sex fungus, there are a thousand obscure sex fungi muttering "I'm hotter than that"