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2025-05-04

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HEY!

GOD OF

GOD OF WHO?

GRAVITY

YOU KNOW- FALLING

NEVER HEARD OF YOU

HERE

WHY AM I NOT FALLING?

I'M ON HOLIDAY

NO, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN QUIETLY DOING MY JOB

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

OH NO!

NOT LIKE THE GOD OF DESIRE WHO FLOUNCES ABOUT, GETS STATUES MADE OF HER

GOD OF DESIRE IS TAKING OVER MY DUTIES

JUST AS A COURTESY. YOU'VE STEPPED OFF A CLIFF

OHMY GOD- THOSE JAGGED ROCKS ARE SO... FUCKING... HOT...

THERE YOU GO

YOU SHOULD START PLUMMETING SOON FROM SEXUAL ATTRACTION

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shake that mass
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I'm god of gravity but call me Higgs