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2025-10-26

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DANCE WIGGLE TOUCH SELF

ARE YOU NO I'M SUPER OKAY? HORNY

WHY ARE YOU BEING WEIRD?

JUST THE ONE- YOUR BIG MEATY COCK

THIS IS A SEX FANTASY YOU LITTLE SHIT

OO I'M SO HOT FOR YOOOOU

AND YOU'RE TOTALLY MAKING A MESS OF IT

THEN WHY ARE WE NOT FUCKING?

FOR YOUR THROBBING DICK JISM

FUCK YOU- I DON'T NEED THIS

ARE YOU GOING TO HARVEST MY ORGANS?

DO YOU HAVE DISTEMPER?

THEN I WRITE A 300-PAGE MANIFESTO

NEXT TIME SOMEBODY ASKS 'WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?'

NO I'M NOT!

DON'T ASK ME- YOU'RE THE SEX FANTASY

CONSIDER LYING

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there were some kinks
Tooltip
I’m pretty bad at dirty talk but great at dirty listening