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Honorable Discharge

2019-04-21

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OHYEAH, BLAST OUT MY INSIDES WITH THAT HIGH-PRESSURE CUM-HOSE!

NO TALKING!

JUST INFLATE ME A HUMAN

WITH THAT JIZ!

WINESKIN!

SO, LOOK-M THAT'S...

UH... JUST WANT TO MANAGE YOUR EXPECTATIONS HERE

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THERE'S NO

SUCH GOD

WELL MAKE ONE UP! THAT'S HOW WE GET GODS!

I WANNA BE SWOLLEN AND TIGHT LIKE A TICK!

A THIN FILM ON A HUGE RESERVOIR OF COCK JUICE!

IF YOU MUST SPEAK PRAY TO THE GOD OF WAY TOO MUCH CUM

HOW LONG

DOES THIS

GO FOR?

DON'T ASK ME I'M NEW

SIX HOURS LATER

OHMYGOD I'M CUUUUU...

...00000000000...

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Hydrodynamics
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The god of way too much cum went on to be a minor agriculture deity then an atheist