The Dirt

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FOR DUST YOU ARE AND TO DUST YOU SHALL RETURN

WHICH IS GREAT! I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A CLOUD OF DUST

COUGH CAFF COUGH

SORRY, IT'S THE GRAVEYARD NEXT DOOR

DID YOU KNOW SEVENTY PERCENT OF HOUSEHOLD DUST IS DEAD PERVERTS?

FLOAT ABOUT WATCHING HOT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

SO IF YOU NEED TO BEAT A RUG,

DRESS SEXY

I'LL OPEN A WINDOW

THAT'S JUST BASIC RESPECT

COUGH

COUGH COUGH

AWW

YESS

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I wandered, horny as a cloud

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Dust is just glitter that doesn’t want to make a fuss