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2015-09-13

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APPROACH, MEAT-FORM! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS MY LATEST CUM-VECTOR!

UM... ARE YOU ASKING FOR SEX?

SILENCE, CUNTSLAVE! LEST YOUR IMPERTINENCE AROUSE ME PAST MY TISSUE-THIN RESTRAINT!

I... SORRY, NO

DIDN'T GET THAT AGAIN

GYNRHAAAGH! YOU DARE TO MAKE ME SQUIRT?

ARE YOU OKAY? SHOULD I FETCH SOMEBODY?

PATHETIC VULVA-GREASE! YOU SEEK TO VEX ME TO ORGASM?

I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE, OKAY?

I ONLY ASK BECAUSE OF THE WORD 'CUM' IN THAT SENTENCE

WRETCH! PEON! I WILL HKRGRAAAT!

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I WILL FORCE CHILLIES DOWN YOUR FHGRYAAAAGHH!

LEAVE NOW. I TIRE OF YOUR SENSUAL WILES

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I'm not shouting at you- I just think you're further away than you are.