Unsolicited Dick Sonnets
MY DICK IS LIKE A RED RED ROSE...
SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMER SAUSAGE?
MY PENIS' EYE IS NOTHING LIKE THE SUN
GISH!
STIFFY... WHIFFY..
MIFFY...
UH, WHIFFY...
SIR! THERE'S A GROUP OF ANGRY VILLAGERS
THEY'VE
GOT RAKES!
OUTSIDE!
SHIT!
ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE ANGRY AND NOT HORNY?
AW. NOW WE'LL NEVER HAVE AWESOME RAKE SEX
I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NO SUCH THING
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- This rhyme scheme is a crime scene
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- I hear he fled to Nantucket