Dick Jerky?
SORRY, WHAT?
DICK
JERKY!
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D EAT THIS
STRIPS OF SALTED, SPICED AND DRIED COW PENIS!
WHAT IF SOMEONE KEPT WHINING THAT YOU OUGHT TO?
SO HOT I'M GONNA...
I CAN'T BELIEVE. YOU COVERED ME IN DICKBEEF!
I DUNNO...
OH GO OOOON...
PRACTICAL SMEAR?
RELAX! I'M GONNA WIPE IT OFF THEN SMEAR IT ON A BULL
...OR SEXY SMEAR?
OOH YOU'RE SOOO GOOD
AND YOU LOOK SO HOT
AT THIS!
DOING IT!
GOSH!
REALLY?
THESE ARE PRETTY TASTY ONCE YOU'VE HAD A FEW!
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- Never mind the bullocks
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- Does this organic beef taste a bit too organic?