Descent
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE SPELL LEFT TO USE AGAINST THE SQUID THING BUT IT'S "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" WHICH I DON'T LIKE CASTING
I JUMP BACK IN TIME AND TRY TO SEDUCE SQUID THING'S MOTHER, LITERALLY MAKING ME ITS DADDY
UH... WHAT WILL THAT CHANGE?
WELL IT'S A SHOCKING REVELATION, ISN'T IT? SQUIDDY WOULD KNEEL DOWN AND SHOUT 'NOO'
WHAT DOES IT DO?
WHY NOT JUST SAY YOU'RE ITS FATHER WITHOUT CASTING THE SPELL?
WOULDN'T WORK. YOU JUST HAVE THIS INNATE SENSE OF WHO YOUR DADDY IS
OH REALLY? WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU... I'M YOUR FATHER?
THAT IS SUCH A LOAD OF HORSESHIT
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NOOOO!
ACTUALLY, YOUR MOMMA WAS PRETTY HOT BACK IN THE DAY
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- swinging in your family tree
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- Mind flayers have no gender and reproduce by brain slug insertion. If you're going to cast 'who's your daddy?' on them, bring towels.